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		<title>No Twitter for Hitler</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 17:19:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Like the other night I was out partying with some friends and tried to text message a tweet about how wonderful life is&#8230;&#8221; I feel very conflicted by actually agreeing with Hitler on this one topic. I&#8217;m a bad person.]]></description>
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<p />&#8220;Like the other night I was out partying with some friends and tried to text message a tweet about how wonderful life is&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p />I feel very conflicted by actually agreeing with Hitler on this one topic. I&#8217;m a bad person.</p>
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		<title>How the British View Americans</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:50:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Olympic opening draws 5m viewers from BBC World News The spectacular opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics is watched live by five million people in the UK, but a delayed broadcast angers US viewers. Read: The spectacular opening ceremoney of the Beijing Olympics is watched live by five million people in the UK, but Americans [...]]]></description>
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The spectacular opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics is watched live by five million people in the UK, but a delayed broadcast angers US viewers.</p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Read:</strong> The spectacular opening ceremoney of the Beijing Olympics is watched live by five million people in the UK, but Americans are silly people who are upset that they are not always the center of attention.</p>
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